What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do bees buzz?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?