What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland. Each day it's Dublin.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
When do cows get tired?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Who are Frosty's parents?