How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why was the computer cold at work?