How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why is the beach so confident?
What animal floats best?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Bears love exotic cars.
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How are teens like cats?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What bird is losing its hair?