How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
What building always gets stains on it?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do milkshakes come from?