How do you make a bear really angry?
Tell them you're a Packers fan.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is the most faithful insect?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Which state has the best streets?
What's black and white and red all over?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
I'm not a bad putter.