Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a pig thief?