Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which cats love to be petted?