Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the cloud date the fog?