Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a short cow?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?