Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?