Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do you talk to a giant?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
