What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
I broke my finger!
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are all priests fit?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?