What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?