What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?