Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
When should you start writing a book?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do kittens know so much about church?