Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is the color of the wind?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What famous scientist will try anything?