What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?