What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where was Noah born?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?