What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?