How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?