How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's good for both poker and theater?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?