What is another term for the price of gas?
Highway robbery.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How is life like toilet paper?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do horses navigate at night?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
This candy bar is a real home run.