What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?