What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What tea do footballers drink?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?