Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?