Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?