Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the bud so shy?