Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
What do cows like to dance to?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are frogs always happy?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?