Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?