Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How does a cow do math?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What day is your mom always right?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?