Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Because she missed her kid.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?