Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Christopher Plumber.
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's a henway?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the barber win the race?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which former US President was always cold?