Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
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What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How did the tree get lost?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?