Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did March say to the madness?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why don't fish play basketball?