Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?