Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
It's allergy season again?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?