What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Which subject has two parts?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do you organize a space party?