What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?