What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?