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Shear madness!
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What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?