Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?