Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
When do cows get tired?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?