Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are all priests fit?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?