Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What birds always travel in twos?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?