Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What math figure is also in the band?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What time of day was Adam created?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?