What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do cows wear bells?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?