What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do you talk to a giant?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?