What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Lettuce out of here!
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?