What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?