Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where do birds go to drink?
What season begins with a thud?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do ants go to eat?