Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?