Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cats give such great massages?