What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Dove™ bars.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do hamsters come from?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?