What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Dove™ bars.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who invented fractions?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does a dog say before eating?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?