What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Dove™ bars.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?