What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?