What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What's black and white and red all over?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?