What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's the scariest letter?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Can February March?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do you make a bear really angry?