Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?