Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a sheep's favorite game?