Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?