What do you call a silly hill?
Hill-arious.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.