What do you call a silly hill?
Hill-arious.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a pirate's favorite color?