How do you wash a lamb?
In the baa-th tub!
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How did the coach get his quarterback?