Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?