Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Who invented fractions?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do vampires keep their money?
I broke my finger!
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?