Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What do bees chew?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do stars go to college?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did summer say to spring?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?