Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What season begins with a thud?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why was the mime upset?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?