Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which relative loves rice?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?