What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
Why don't ants get sick?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?