What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
What's the loudest sport?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Who invented fractions?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?