What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which elf is the best singer?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?