What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What sweet treat never panics?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What bee is good for your health?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?