Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?