Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are boxers good comedians?