What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the barber win the race?