What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?