What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why is summer always sad?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?