Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did summer say to spring?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do cats wear to work?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How does a barber get to work?