Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do frogs get to work?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do you measure a millennial?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the turkey cross the road?