Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do bees chew?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?