How can you farm during the winter?
Use a snow plow!
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a henway?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do hamsters come from?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a dog in space?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What vegetables make the best music?