She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Families are like fudge.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?