She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call an old snowman?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?