What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
When do mice play every day?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What day do hands always go to church?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What animals make the best students?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?