What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How are teens like cats?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do fleas travel?