What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is another name for a cow?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do snowmen get information?
Can February March?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do bees buzz?