What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's the noisiest food?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does winter fat turn into?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are basketball courts always wet?