What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?