What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?