What do you call a vacation at home?
A holi-stay.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What sports are both plant-based?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?