Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What day is your mom always right?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are cats good at playing video games?