Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How did the tree get lost?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?