Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a henway?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did electricity win the race?