What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?