What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?