What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do elves learn in school?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What words make the best athletes?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?