What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How does cardboard get its workout in?