What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?