What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How do you arrest a pig?