What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you make a cow float?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do bees get to school?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?