Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?