Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?