Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?