Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are grandkids so great?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?