Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What animal loves Indian food?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?