Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Which animal will never go bald?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?