Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What country has the most fish?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What bird is losing its hair?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What time of day was Adam created?