Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do cows like to dance to?