What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why is furniture so generous?