What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where can you always get cheap gas?