Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do birds go to drink?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?