What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do cats wear to work?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How do hurricanes see?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?