What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?