Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which plant has the best roar?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did electricity win the race?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?