Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do porcupines always win the game?