Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?