Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How can you make 7 even?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?