What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?