What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?