What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What color are all the books in the library?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do cows like to dance to?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What kind of bird can write?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?