What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
You read my mind!
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?